Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If
man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I
ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?
Fernand Mery (Her Majesty the Cat)
When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every
word. And has filed it for reference.
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic
You own a dog but you feed a cat.
Jenny de Vries
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which
they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Joseph Wood Krutch
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally
remove his fur from your couch.
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed
to feel as much of the time as possible.
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.
George F. Will