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A meow massages the heart.
Stuart McMillan

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would
Martin Buxbaum

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it
Will Cuppy

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
Wesley Bates

Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other.
Stephen Baker

The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in
the world.
Lynn M. Osband

Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect.
James Mason

Meow is like aloha--it can mean anything.
Hank Ketchum

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Ellen Perry Berkeley

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
W.L. George

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience
with the limitations of the human kind.
Cleveland Amory

Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world--the clock and the cat.
Emile Auguste Chartier

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close
them again for the better part of their lives.
Stephen Baker

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but
a cat does not.
Ernest Hemingway

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Leonardo da Vinci

You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.
Sir Harry Swanson

There are no ordinary cats.

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.
Warren Eckstein

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.
Tay Hohoff

One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on
top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do.
Barbara Webster
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